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andrern2000
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2014-10-14 at 19:56
Here I'm gonna post my jokes. Others are welcome. Let's make a fun out of our life.  Okay here's my first one: Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker! |
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andrern2000
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2014-10-14 at 19:58
What do you call a fish with no Eyes?A fsh! |
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2014-10-14 at 23:40
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andrern2000
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2014-10-24 at 02:12
How do fish go into business?They start on a small scale |
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2014-10-26 at 14:45
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andrern2000
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2014-10-31 at 23:25
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker! |
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andrern2000
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2014-11-08 at 04:44
Is Windows a virus?With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following. 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Windows does this. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Windows does this. 4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Windows does that too. 5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Same with Windows, yet again. Maybe Windows really is a virus. Nope! There is a difference! Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus. |
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andrern2000
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2014-11-14 at 03:22
Want to be healed?Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, 'I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?' 'Of course,' the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- 'Don't touch me!' he cried, 'I'm on a disability pension.' |
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andrern2000
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2014-11-24 at 11:41
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather! |
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